Sunday, January 16, 2011

Doggie Diffrences

I am bored so I will write about my doggies.

Sara -there is a box from Costco on the floor so I will go around it
Peppy - there is a box on the floor so I will just trample in it and over it

Sara- I will wait for Peppy to do all the dog tricks then I will get a treat too
Peppy - Mommy gives me a treat when I do dog tricks

Sara- When I want the bone/toy peppy has. I will stand by the back door and act as if I want to go out. That makes Peppy think he has to go out too, so when mommy gets up and opens the door I run as fast as I can to get the bone/toy that peppy had.
Peppy-Sometimes Sara makes me think I have to go outside, when I go out she steals my bone/toy.

Sara- I watch Mommy and Daddy eating dinner, that means we get to eat next. If I stand at the front door and bark mommy will get up to look, but I tricked her so now she has to feed us. Begging is beneath me.
Peppy- I start begging when I think Mommy and Daddy are done with dinner. Not only do I beg, I lick, sit, turn around, back up, lay down, roll over, play dead, and flop over on my back so my belly is exposed. I jump up and start the process again if it does not work the first time, I wish Sara would stop barking at the front door.

Sara- My farts don't stink
Peppy- My farts will clear a room

Sara- My bark is worse then my bite
Peppy- If I bark you had better watch out

Sara- I love carrots
Peppy- I love uncooked spaghetti noodles

Sara- My favorite color is pink
Peppy- My favorite color is camouflage

Sara- I eat when I am hungry
Peppy- I eat when I am happy, sad, frustrated, lonely or mid night snack.

Sara- I like to look at my soft dainty toys and keep them nice
Peppy- I like to fetch a full size football and do the shaky, shaky while pretending the football is a cat.

Sara- I don't like strangers, you are a stranger now and you always will be.
Peppy- I don't like you until I get to know you, then I am your friend for life.

Sara- I am a cat in a dogs body but really I am a human
Peppy- I am ok with being a dog.

Sara- I am like Barbie, I am adorable.
Peppy- I have a great smile!


BlueRidge Boomer said...

Hummmmmm....sounds very much like Max & Mia....Misskitty doesn't care...she knows she'll get fed, let in and out, and doesn't do tricks for anybody!!

KARNA said...

the least you could do is write ANYTHING about FOOD as opposed to this!!! ;)